Primoptican Assassin
The men and women of Optican Prime have an uncanny ability to see for miles, over horizons and through dense jungles, to focus on a distant object with deadly precision. This gift has made them very rich and very busy as galactic assassins.
The training for this odd but profitable global commodity begins very early in the life of Primoptican children. One of the first things that a child learns is to salute. The Primoptican salute is altogether forgettable in its galactic uniformity save for the thumb which is extended in a crisp 90° angle from the palm. A properly executed Primoptican salute will predictably drive an eyeball from its socket, effectively rendering this unique visual gift useless.
Since it is held as a sacred and eternal truth on Optical Prime that there is no reason to solve a simple problem when you can just as easily engineer a complicated way around it; A training regime was inaugurated that kept military tradition and discipline intact while restoring the damaged depth perception. Is for this singular reason that when and if you should ever meet one Primoptical assassin you will undoubtedly meet their partner. For Primoptical assassins always travel in mated pairs.
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